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"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she [Hermione] was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

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"You two just Apparated on my knees!"
"Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --"

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"Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.
"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly.
"He never managed to get all the words out," said Fred, "due to the fact that we forced him head-first into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor."
Hermione looked very shocked.
"But you'll get into terrible trouble!"
"Not until Montague reappears, and that could take weeks, I dunno where we sent him," said Fred coolly.

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"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.

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"Cheers," whispered George, wiping tears of laughter from his face.
"Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them next...they multiply by ten every time you try..."

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"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George

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"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

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"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

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"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

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"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

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"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"

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"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George

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"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."

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"We've got it [ Percy's Head Boy badge]. We're improving it." The badge now read, "Bighead Boy."

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"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

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"Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."

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"Time is Galleons, little brother."

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"What would we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."

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"What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?"
"Oh no, Ron," came Fred's voice, very sarcastically. "No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up."
"Yeah, we're having the time of our lives here," said George, whose voice sounded muffled, as though he was squashed against the wall.

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"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred.

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“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” [Fred]

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4 Readers:

you are simply great. thanks for all this stuff. By the way, Fred and George are my favourite characters, but still I have never tried to search on them. Thanks a lot to wake up the Harry potter magic in me!!!!

February 19, 2008 at 6:58 AM  

hahhaah..thnks..my pleasure...

February 29, 2008 at 4:57 AM  

No No No !!

U have missed few of the best quotes from the book..

Goblet of fire.. When these guys return from the attack during the quidditch world cup.. and thr mom says something like .."I was damn scared.. overcome by guilt.. coz the last thing i said to u guys was a reprimand for WWWheezes".. and later in the chapter.. when thr mom reprimands them again.. they asnwer.."Come on mom..What if the Hogwarts train crashes and we die..you would feel guilty again fo r the reprimand...won't u?? D"

7th Part.. When they take the polyjuice potion to become harry..they exclaim.."Yahoo.. We look alike" !!
And the same chapter.. they tease Moody.."You still cant differentiate amongst us when we are Harry"
The next chapter.."I feel saintly".."In the whole new world of holey jokes.. u get this stuff..expected more from by bro" etc etc.

As of now one more incident comes to my mind..Goblet of fire again.. when dumbledore announces abt the tri-wizard cup.. fred shouts.."You are kidding" !!

There are a few more funny ones where you laugh your stomach out !!
The research for the same.. is your task miss!! :P

March 8, 2008 at 2:45 AM  

woohoo


Thnaks there Vestronge

April 4, 2009 at 1:18 AM  

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